Great thing about growin' up in a children's home izzat ya never hafta worry about th' chickenpox again. Looks like some'a you losers didn't have that luxury. [snide laughter] ...My tongue feels kinda funny, though... Ow.

Who's not too sick ta go fer a ride? With pretty much everyone down fer th' count, we c'n really tear ass!

This's weird.

[the metal 'clang' of a box being shaken]

Guess no one'll mind if I sneak a peek...

[a merry whistle as he flips the latch to look inside, only to immediately stop whistling at the disappointing haul]

The hell's this junk? Pills? Who could swallow these anyway?

[the shrill sound of compressed air being let out all at once and ( Read more... )

[miiighty yawn accompanied by phlegmy coughs]

Mm, damn. Feels like I've been asleep for days.

...There was an earthquake, right? A little one. Man, you losers'll cry over anything. Did one of your shitty knick-knacks break? Serves you right for tryna hold on to 'em in a place like this. If the earthquake didn't get 'em, a monster'd snap it ( Read more... )

Bulma hooked me up with a new ride. S'not as sleek as my last one and doesn't run yet, but it looks damn good. Fair warning, though: touch it and die.

[thoughtful pause]Aw, hell. Have I really been here a month? Monsters 'n crap like that aside, this place is a helluva lot more livable than my old home, 'specially after that Akira business, ( Read more... )

No such thing as a normal day, huh? S'like I never left Neo-Tokyo with all those gross creatures runnin' around and people freakin' out.

Hmph. Sorry to th'guy who lost his friend...

Man, I can't wait to pick up tools again. If I had to go another week without gettin' a little grease on my hands, I'd go nuts.